Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by paulmack, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all "

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

    Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00."
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    It was a Lolol! Thanks for that!,,,,,,,,,,S
  3. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    laughing out loud, I see the future.

  4. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    That was lol funny.......


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