Getting Old YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by paulmack, Feb 24, 2007.

  1. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

    "Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

    "Actually," said the 80-year old, "Eighty is the worst age of all "

    "Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

    "No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

    "So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

    "No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

    Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

    "I don't wake up until 7:00."
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    It was a Lolol! Thanks for that!,,,,,,,,,,S
  3. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    laughing out loud, I see the future.

    Rosie
  4. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    That was lol funny.......

    Hugs,

    Nancy B