GOOD INFECTION CONTROL FOR THE FLU

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by cinnveet, Mar 10, 2007.

  1. cinnveet

    cinnveet New Member


    > GOOD INFECTION CONTROL FOR THE FLU

    > Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never
    >been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

    > One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her
    >quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

    > As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
    >cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in
    >the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and
    >scones, they began to chat.

    > The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its
    >strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer
    >resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
    >this?" pointing to the bowl.

    > "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the
    >park a few months ago d I found this little package on the ground. The
    >directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would
    >prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all
    >winter."
  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    thought you'd found a miracle cure.

    Rosie
  3. JLH

    JLH New Member

    This was really cute! I passed it along to my daughter who is a doctor--thought she could use this info for the flu!!!!! LOL

    jlh