Good morning A funny to start your day, priceless

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by ckball, Aug 24, 2006.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member


    A man was being tailgated by a stressed out
    woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

    He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could havebeaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

    The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn,
    screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,dropping her cell phone and makeup

    As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap
    on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

    The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed,photographed and placed in a holding cell.

    After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officerwas waiting with her personal effects.

    He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed Choose Life'license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday- School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.


    Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."
    Priceless

    NOw this could have been me,but I don't keep makeup in the car,lol (no bumber stickers either),lol Carla
  2. ckball

    ckball New Member

    Glad I helped you today- Carla
  3. ckball

    ckball New Member

    this is too funny to miss, Ill try again- Carla
  4. Scapper

    Scapper New Member

    OK, I'm reading on this board for hours....I finally opened this post.....WHY DO I PUT OFF LAUGHTER!?!?

    That was great :):):)

    THANKS.......SCAPPER
  5. marsupialmama

    marsupialmama New Member

    this made my day. I hate tailgaters!
  6. victoria

    victoria New Member

    reminds me of a story my mother told me about a male friend of hers when they were young. He had stopped for a light and had someone behind him angry as well for not making it thru the light, and was yelling etc.

    Her friend got out of the car, sauntered up to the driver's window, and said something to the effect, "Sir, can I help you? Are you in need of a doctor or something?"

    LOL, the other guy was fit to be tied and didn't know what to say.... but nowadays I'd be afraid that somebody would get shot; but that was in the early 1940s....