Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Oct 31, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    An Old Farmer's Advice:

    * Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.

    * Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

    * A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

    * Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.

    * Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.

    * Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

    * Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.

    * It don't take very big person to carry a grudge.

    * You cannot unsay a cruel word.

    * Every path has a few puddles.

    * When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

    * The best sermons are lived, not preached.

    * Most of the stuff p eople worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

    * Don't judge folks by their relatives.

    * Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.

    * Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

    * Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

    * Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

    * If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

    * Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

    * The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

    * Always drink upstream from the herd.

    * Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.

    * Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot e asier than puttin' it back in.

    * If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

  2. nanna4550

    nanna4550 New Member

    I like the advise to stop diggin' if you find yourself in a hole. I tend to thrash and bury myself deeper. Ha
  3. wickett

    wickett New Member

    Iam glad that I have not lost my humor!! thanks for putting that on, really cute!
  4. stinker56

    stinker56 New Member

    I liked the one about the biggest troublemaker you have to deal with is the one looking at you in the mirror. This is so true so much of the time. Thanks for the insight!

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