got a scrip?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Catseye, Dec 11, 2007.

  1. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
    pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
    buy some cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you
    cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my
    license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
    happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband
    at a fancy restaurant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife.

    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
    different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    so important to follow the appropriate regulations.