having a bad day?(another laugh)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by jjdg, Jul 17, 2006.

  1. jjdg

    jjdg New Member

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman


    This one needs a little detective work!

    Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
    They smuggle a bottle of J.D. into the ball park.
    The game is real exciting
    and they are enjoying themselves immensely...
    mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
    Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone
    and the game has a lot of innings to go.
    Based on the given information, what inning is it
    and how many players are on base?


    Think!



    Think some more!




    You're gonna love it



    Answer:


    It's the bottom of the fifth

    and the bags are loaded!



  2. JLH

    JLH New Member

    These were cute!!!
  3. TAM

    TAM New Member

    Good jokes!!
  4. KittyCare

    KittyCare New Member

    JJdg,
    Thanks for the laugh. LOL I love your jokes. Laughter is good medicine. :) Hugs

    Kittycare
  5. victoria

    victoria New Member


    thanks, I needed that!

    V

  6. kjfms

    kjfms Member


    Thanks,

    Karen :)