A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman This one needs a little detective work! Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of J.D. into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely... mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base? Think! Think some more! You're gonna love it Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!