Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by budmickl, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    As some of you probably already know, we in the process of setting up a spa and resort for celebrities. The real reason is so we can all get together, meet and have fun.

    S-Elaine has posted what positions are filled and what is still vacant. I will post them below.


    Pay isn't all that good but the benefits are outstanding!

    Working in a resort with fabulous guests and coworkers.

    Eating all the mints you want.

    Frolicking with the guests to ensure their happiness and return business.


    WORK AT HOME!! (Since we will be living there rent free, that's a no brainer!)

    Exquisite meals that are perfectly balanced and nutritious.


    TO ALL == These Are the JOBS We Need Filled & OTHER IDEAS! 10/12/07 07:32 AM

    Hi all.....I'll try to pull the messages together, so there is less confusion. (Sorry, I posted when I was very tired.)

    I will add below WHO SIGNED UP FOR WHAT JOBS TOO.

    Lots of positions would need to be filled.

    = Yoga / Meditation Instructor
    = Head Front Desk Person
    = Chief Person Who Escorts You To Your Room
    = In Charge of Putting Mints on your Pillow At Night
    = Activities Coordinator
    = A Hiker or Take You on a Walk
    = Life Guard at the Pool Area
    = Handing out Towels at the Pool
    = Executive In Charge of Booking Bands for Entertainment
    = A Chief Finance Person to Make Sure the RESORT is NOT in the RED!!

    We all get to have a FANCY little SCOOTER if we want so we could ZIP by FAST & blow some sort of whistles.


    OK....lets see what people signed up for already. I guess we are waiting on RAFIKI for the Yoga / Meditation job.

    SFRAZIER....Chief Cook / Chef.

    SISLAND.....Head of Pastry Dept.

    MOLLYSTWIN....Head of Delivering the Mints.

    LACEYMAE.....Chief Patrol Officer / Head of the Maid Services.

    BUDMICKL....Executive Who Oversees EVERYTHING.

    TWINOFDAR.....Director of Escorting (And WE DO NOT MEAN she is running an Escort Service!!)

    S-ELAINE....Promoting the Spa / Resort to attract Celebrities WE Want to Meet & Private Fitness Lessons ONLY for guys I'm attracted to.

    That is what we have so far.

    EVERYBODY CAN COME UP WITH their own job idea if they are not interest in the ones already listed!!!

    Feel free for EVERYBODY to join in. We have a RESORT to run!

    == Elaine

    (Reprinted without permission, uh oh!)

    Maybe we need a legal representative?
    And a scientist (Mr. Bill?)
    And historian?

    Join our team! Low pay, no insurance, more fun than you can imagine and FREE SCOOTERS!!!


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  2. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I accepted the dog of Dog Walker/Pet Manager yesterday, however, I don't do cats so I have a position open in my department for a Kitty Sitter.

    I've also volunteered to release any birds for exercise flying. I am assuming we are spaing in a warm and wonderful place the caged birds would love. Then we will know why the caged bird sings!


    PS - No drug screening, right?
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  3. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Managers delegate so you can walk what you want to. One of your employee's can do kitties, ferrets, etc.

    An open air bird sanctuary sounds wonderful. How are you with fish and aquariums?

    The only drugs allowed are what keeps us safe, sane and fun! But we are on the honor system so there is no testing.

  4. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I should have specified "legal drugs"! I'm not working with out my pain med!

    I think you mis-understood on the birds. I'm simply turning them loose! We'll put up feeders, houses and even open cages so they can cage themselves if they feel more secure there. Kind of like my dogs crate/den!

    Fish are fine as long as they don't have to be walked. Remember the song How Much is that Doggy in the Window? She didn't want a gold fish "cuz he can't take a gold fish for walks!"

    I am taking applications for an assistant to work with everything that isn't dog, maybe a couple assistants, one for furry critters and one for reptiles and fishes!

  5. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Birds are in an open air cage. Sort of like the rest of us - free to come and go and enjoy the best life we can.

    About the meds - I guess I was meaning coke-crack-that sort of thing. We all need meds for sure! But like I said, no drug testing - we are on the honor system here. If there is a problem, we will address it as needed with love, patience and kindness.

  6. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I don't want to work- I want to be your first celebrity guest!!!

    After I am massaged, steamed, creamed,fluffed and puffed,fed and put to bed then get Greenbean to train my wild animals I would love to be Celebrity Spokes Person.

    Is it a deal??? Huh-huh-huh whatdaya think. My latest movie just broke a record of the highest sales of ANY DVD on the first week of release. A little movie called We Are Marhall.

    So I will keep checking to see when you got everything up and running-can't wait-Carla
  7. sisland

    sisland New Member

    just checkin' in to say that i will also be making homemade (Special) treats for the Dogs!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Did i Mention that i used to work ina Health spa for about a year,,,,

    and part of my job was to to do a water test every other day to make sure all the Chlorine levels were correct in the pool!,,,,,,and the Spa! So I can do that on my way to the Kitchen every day!

    Also we need a Grounds keeper/Matience person to keep the place up to par Right? I mean who is going to do the pooper scooper job? Not Greenbean right? lolol
  8. Aeronsmom

    Aeronsmom New Member

    I am GOOD at everything, so you can stick me in there somewhere. anything for a free scooter!

    Love to all, Ann
  9. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Normally, who ever walks the dogs cleans up after them. However, it could also fall under Grounds keeping/Landscaping.

    I am delegating this to be worked out amoungst yourselves.

  10. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Well, see! There ya go! Now I need another assistant!

  11. boltchik

    boltchik New Member

    How fun! Okay, if the position is not filled, I would like to be the official "frolicker" LOL!! I would love to mingle with the guests and make sure they are having a good time, while having a good time myself, of course.

    So, can I be the official "frolicker". That word cracks me up! Kim :)

    Oops, is budmickl the actual frolicker, in charge of everything? If that's taken, I would like to be the decorator. Redecorating the rooms when they need it, or decorating for parties!

    So, decorator or frolicker. Have a fun day! Kim :)[This Message was Edited on 10/12/2007]
  12. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    You mean like Julie on the Love Boat? I think you'd be great at that!


  13. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    I can do pony rides! or we can call it horse therapy and make it more spa like sounding.

  14. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Morningsonshine is the new trail master!

    Before signing on... be sure to read the disclaimer in the first post. Pay may not be up your requirements... but what we lack in dough we will make up with celebrity sightings, and the freedom of no cell phone/fax/computers!

  15. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I love that word, too! I can almost see you skipping through the lobby or around the pool dressed like you had just stepped out of A Mid-Summer Nights Dream! Or maybe like the tooth fairy!

    Ok, costumes are optional, but I think clothes are required!

    You couldn't maybe do a little pooper scooping while you are flitting and frolicing could you? Multi-tasking!

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  16. Granniluvsu

    Granniluvsu Well-Known Member

    Could you use a chief security officer to make sure there is no hanky panky going on around this spa and resort?? Hmmm, maybe you don't want any security (depending on who the celebraties you let in here).

    However, that also might be a difficult one and I may need some associates to help depending on which CELEBRATY is let loose in this special spa. I have had lots of experience with my kids -: !!

    What do ya think? Won't hurt my feelings if you think that all your clientel will be a sweet as CK !!!



  17. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    I think S-Elaine is hoping for a little hanky panky if the right celebrity shows up.

    But we still need security though... and you got the job!


  18. Granniluvsu

    Granniluvsu Well-Known Member

    Gee, I have never been a chief of anything so that sounds pretty cool to me. Everyone better shape up now (giggle)!! Hmmm - I guess I used to be chief cook and bottle washer as they say. I guess I still am but not for so many people - unless all the kids and grand kids come to visit !!

    OMG, I am glad Thanksgiving will be at my son and daughter in laws house - I think. Just have to take some stuff.

    I need to come to the spa and resort myself but I am not a celebrity, like CK (-: !! Maybe they will have a special day for us workers !!! Sounds good to me anyway.

    Remember that I may be needing some helpers, too. What do you think??

    Budmicki - do the workers get free food or at least not have to cook it t hemselves?

    Warm hugs,

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  19. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    I'd be glad to assist Greenbean with the kitties. I have two of my own, so this should be a piece of cake.

    All I need is one kitty play room that I'll fill with lots of toys, scratching posts, boxes and other things to entertain them. And food and water bowls, of course.

    And, because we're out in the country (right???), they can frolick around outside.
  20. ckball

    ckball New Member

    I said I would be Celebrity Spokes Person and Pubilist bring you in all the clebes I can find. What's a spa without clients. I may have a inside way to get you your "special" friend.

    I already have my own cart to take them and show them all the wonderful things you will have to over them, then upsell, upsell, upsell-know what I mean??? So am I in??? Come on pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Carla