HILARIOUS... A LAUGH TO LIGHTEN YOUR DAY!!

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by CarolK, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. CarolK

    CarolK New Member

    THOUGHT WE COULD ALL USE A LAUGH TO LIGHTEN UP OUR LIVES!!

    CAROLK
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    I DONT KNOW IF SOMEONE YOUNGER IS TRYING TO MAYBE TELL THEIR PARENTS SOMETHING - BUT THIS WAS HILARIOUS- COULDNT RESIST:
    SENIOR DRESS CODE

    Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to Conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together And should be avoided:

    1. A nose ring and bifocals
    2. Spiked hair and bald spots
    3. A pierced tongue and dentures
    4. Miniskirts and support hose
    5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
    6. Speedo's and cellulite
    7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
    8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
    9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
    10. Bikinis and liver spots
    11. Short shorts and varicose veins
    12 Inline skates and a walker


    [This Message was Edited on 07/10/2008]
  2. BILLCAMO

    BILLCAMO New Member

    Thanks for the laugh !

    History does repeat itself.....

    The more things change , the more they stay the same.

    BTW , Speedo's do hide some cellulite....:>)

    Blessings ,

    b/c
  3. nightngale

    nightngale New Member

    You silly willy! How about a cane with spike heels???
  4. CarolK

    CarolK New Member

    Now spike heels and a cane really conjures up an image!!

    lol lol lol

    CarolK
  5. landra

    landra New Member

    But what is wrong with an ankle bracelet and corn pads??!! Esp. with shoes....

    I never thought of skates with my walker - hmmm maybe I could finally stay standing up on my skates!! Training wheels so to speak.
  6. CarolK

    CarolK New Member

    BUMPING TO SHARE THE LAUGHTER