Home Remedies that work (LOL)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by kjade, Jun 12, 2010.

  1. kjade

    kjade New Member

    THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!



    AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

    1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE
    VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

    2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

    3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES,
    THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

    4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND
    GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

    5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

    6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD,
    USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

    7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.





  2. Granniluvsu

    Granniluvsu Well-Known Member

    Thanks for the cute home remidies. They were really funny !

    Just hope all is well with you too. Haven't heard from you in awhile. Drop a line and let us know how you are feeling and doing and your family. Hope your DH is able to help you out more and not haveng to travel so much lately.

    That little Sydney must be soo big by now.

    Hugs and blessings,
    Granni
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    and I have no doubt they work!

    ;)