Hope you enjoy these. I did

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Greenbean7, Jun 15, 2007.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    I know what Victoria 's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 40 can fit into their stuff.

    The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

    Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

    Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

    I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.

    Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

    Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat."
    Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

    A friend of mine confused her valium with her birth control l pills. She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.

    The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!

    I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day.


    Choose joy!
  2. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Retired= I was tired yesterday and I am tired today!

  3. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    We are fast friends...it comes so fast I can't outrun it.


    Loved the chuckle....

  4. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    Your jokes certainly worked up my appetite.....

    Thanks for the laughs!

    Erika :)
  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Personally I don't shop at Victoria's secret anymore. The dressing rooms are too small.