How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by alaska3355, Jan 22, 2008.

  1. alaska3355

    alaska3355 New Member

    How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

    1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
    whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out
    bulb?

    2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up
    to code.

    3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    4. Rottweiler: Make me.

    5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeee eeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
    Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from
    the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
    perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the
    walls and furniture.

    9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light
    bulb!

    10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the
    dark.

    11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light
    bulb."

    12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
    circle...

    14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By
    the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?

    Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real
    question is:

    "How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a
    massage?"
    ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE
    STAFF!


    Terri
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    LOLOL!,,,,This Is So Cute! Thanks Terri!
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Bump,,,,Kool Post!
  4. Pennygirl2

    Pennygirl2 New Member

    Thanks, I enjoyed that and I smiled and that is big!!!
  5. Pennygirl2

    Pennygirl2 New Member

    Thanks, I enjoyed that and I smiled and that is big!!!