How to cook the turkey LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Greenbean7, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a

    stuffing -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it

    was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell

    when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.

    8 - 15 lb. turkey

    1 cup melted butter

    1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)

    1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S) Salt/pepper

    to taste

    Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter

    salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in

    baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven.

    Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the

    oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.

    And, you thought I didn't cook...
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    A Big LOLOL! i'm going to repeat this if you don't care!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Happy Turkey day! sis
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I have already e mailed this cross county to places like Minnesota and Virginia.

    By the way, if you call the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena, they will explain the principles of jet propulsion.

    Or to put it another way, the neck needs be pointed at the oven door.


  4. ckball

    ckball New Member

    What time is din-din? Do we get a movie too? Love it-have a good turkey day-Carla
  5. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    Here I am, all alone, laughing my ass off on Thanksgiving!

    You really had me going, I was so curious about the popcorn thing!

    great laugh, thanks, made my day!

  6. jasminetee

    jasminetee Member

    That one got me in spite of myself!

    Happy Turkey Day!