Idea for a new reality TV show: Do You Think You Can Stay Awake?

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by kholmes, Jun 9, 2006.

  1. kholmes

    kholmes New Member


    The producers will put us on an enormous stage, each in a bed.

    There will be three judges: a hip African-American man, a ditzy, former female star, and a stern Englishman.

    Whoever remains awake the longest will make it to the finals. Those who fall asleep quickly will be judged harshly, and will be sent to their families in the wings, where they will weep and wail and say, "This has always been my DREAM!" or "I HATE you, Simon!"

    Sixty million viewers will watch the finale and vote on which insomniac seems the least rested.

    The top 10 insomniacs will tour the United States and the world, displaying their lack of sleeping prowess in different cities.

    The top insomniac will appear on The Today Show--after being awake all night, of course.

    Kholmes



  2. sfrazier

    sfrazier New Member

    But you know the one time I need to stay up will probably be the one night I get the greatest sleep. lol.
  3. Marta608

    Marta608 Member

    I will win. OO <-----eyes at midnight

    Marta
  4. JLH

    JLH New Member

    Whatever it would be ..... I'm definitely ready for some new TV shows!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. katykat24

    katykat24 New Member

    LOL this totally cracked me up....

    of course, my friends call my narcolepsy girl because i'll take up bed anywhere when i'm tired and close my eyes (i'm never really sure if i sleep or not lol)
  6. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    Very funny notion!

    Somehow, saying that the losing contestant will be "sent HOME" sound more dramatic.

    In the dreamlands of Hollywood and Vegas, I guess being "sent home" is considered a fate worse than death.

    But wasn't Dorothy's and E.T.'s greatest wish to do just that: to go home?

    You're right; on American Idol or Do You Think You Can Dance, chances are, they'll spend some quality time in Hollywood or in the casinos before heading back "home."

    Kholmes
  7. jole

    jole Member

    OHHHH YEEAAAAHHHH!!

    I could either be the first to lose or the winner, depending on how my sleep cycles are running, but I do know the winner would certainly have lots of fans on this board!!!

    Love the fact that everyone has their own bed, but how do they get from home to the bed? That's the tricky part for most of us.

    Your imagination is running 'way overtime, girlfriend!!!

    Friends - Jole
  8. BlueSky555

    BlueSky555 New Member

    I would WIN as long as they didn't put a "recliner" on stage, LOL!!!!!

    This board can be so much fun; you guys are great!

    BlueSky555
  9. kholmes..oohh my goodness me..thanks so much for making me laugh.i spilled my cup of tea with laughing so much when i read your post. sadly i know i wouldnt win the reality tv show.i cant stay awake long enough.but i can just see us all in our beds on the stage, haha how funny that would be.

    thanks for the laugh,bless you.

    kind regards
    fran