'If life gives you __ " game; can you add one?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 19, 2009.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    THE CHALLENGE:

    Add an ending to

    "If life gives you ___________, (finish the quote after filling in the blank)"


    Example:

    If life gives you Skittles, enjoy the rainbow!

    (Altho personally I'd prefer M&Ms, lolol - I'd get the rainbow plus chocolate = heaven!;)

  2. lynncats

    lynncats New Member

    If life gives you lemons, make lemonade! I knows that was old, but let's get this game goin'.
  3. Sacajawea2

    Sacajawea2 Member

    If life gives you lemons, put 'em in your bra...can't hurt, might help...:)
  4. Juloo

    Juloo Member

    ...dig out the salt and tequila and ask me over!

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  5. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    If life gives you tomatoes, make a Bloody Mary.


    Rock

    N.B. Queen Mary was half sister to England's first Queen Elizabeth.
  6. gapsych

    gapsych New Member


    If life gives you lemons, throw them.

    If life gives you lemons, juggle them.

    Now I have to think of something that does not involve lemons.

    gap

    ETA If life is good, save your lemons for a rainy day.

    [This Message was Edited on 11/20/2009]
  7. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    gives you lemons, do not drop them.

    Unless, of course, you want lemon drops.

    If life gives you a banana, split!

    Rock
  8. gapsych

    gapsych New Member


    If life gives you smiles, don't drool.

    If life gives you books, read them.

    If life gives you steak, don't moo.

    If life gives you turkeys, don't gobble the stuffing.

    If life gives you eggs, don't count them.
    But, if life makes them hatch, cross the road.

    If life gives you bats, head towards the Belfry.

    If life gives you flys, swat them.

    If life gives you bees, make honey.

    If life gives you s**t, find the golden palominos.



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  9. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    If life gives you lemons, look around. See if they come w/ fish
    and Tartar sauce.

    If life gives you lemons, check it out. Maybe you can swap for
    chocolate.

    Well, Gap, you're just full of folk wisdom. Good 4 U!

    Rock
  10. gapsych

    gapsych New Member


    Actually, I am trying everything I can to put off cleaning my place. Here''s a few others.

    If life gives you tidal waves, then surf.

    If life gives you storms, find an umbrella.

    If life gives you gas, clear the room.

    If life gives you Bob, find hope.

    If life gives you vultures, then pray.

    If life becomes rocky, find Bullwinkle.
  11. Gingareeree

    Gingareeree New Member

    a lump of coal ....make diamonds!!!
  12. jole

    jole Member

    peaks and valleys, learn how to ski............

    If life gives you kids, pray they come with the mama sheep....haha
  13. victoria

    victoria New Member

    If life gives you kids, at least pray for specific instructions per child!

    If life gives you lemons, extract their bodily fluids!

    If life gives you lemons when you're older, cut them in half and rub on your age spots.

    If life gives you chocolate, get marshmallows & graham crackers and make S'mores!

    and, lastly, from an idea given to me by Spacee/Linda on the loungers thread:

    If life gives you peanuts, make peanut butter (crunchy OR smooth lolol)!


    [This Message was Edited on 11/22/2009]
  14. Juloo

    Juloo Member

    This thread is officially making me hungry!
  15. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Hi,,love the instructions for each individual child idea!!,,,,

  16. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    If life gives you a DD, or maybe even more than one, do your best to
    enjoy the Prohealth board.

    Rock
  17. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    make Gatorade (?)
  18. victoria

    victoria New Member

    good one Jim!

    So accordingly...

    if life gives you llamas, make llamanade.

    (say it out loud lol)
  19. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Llamanade! Haha!

    Reminds me of Ogden Nash's old verse:

    The one "L" lama,
    He's a priest.

    The two "L" llama,
    He's a beast.

    And I will bet a silk pajama,
    There isn't any three "L" lama.

    Rock
  20. sisland

    sisland New Member

    If life gives you alot of newspapers,,,,wash your windows ,,,use them for puppy potty training,,,use them when moving to pack your dishes in,,,,,,,,and of course read them first!,,,oh' yeah and use them for gift wrap,,,,lolol