Intimations of Trouble Ahead

Discussion in 'Homebound/Bedbound' started by rockgor, Jun 29, 2016.

  1. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    New category. Four words indicating there might be problems ahead.

    Why don't we elope?
    Let's have more beer.

    The boss won't care.
    Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

    What could go wrong?
    I'll drop outta school.

    Rock


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  2. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    More 4-Word Uh-Oh Phrases:

    My dog doesn't bite.

    Just have a taste.

    It's not poison ivy.

    I'm voting for ______

    The baby is asleep!

    Do I look fat?

    Leave the windows open.

    No, it's not contagious.

    My parents aren't home!

    What a cute puppy!

    The water's not cold.
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2016
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  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Ha Ha, GB. Ya made me laugh.
    What about:

    He wouldn't do that.
    Doesn't taste like Mother's.

    You sure that fits?
    How about plastic surgery?

    Is that your blood?
    You sure that's legal?
    Were there any witnesses?

    Rock
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  4. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    These are fun!

    More Four-Word Uh-Oh's:

    Not buying, just looking.

    Share with your brother.

    That pan is hot!

    My name isn't Alice!

    Mom, you're getting gray!

    Does this look infected?

    It's a sure thing!

    I'll pay you back.

    Whoops, it's O - NEGATIVE!
    Last edited: Jun 30, 2016
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  5. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    Hey, these are fun! Great new game!


    Look, the guy in the opposite inside lane is signaling me to go ahead and make my left turn.

    He said he loves me.

    I'll just cheat a little on my diet.

    I'm STD free; no need to practice safe sex.

    She said she was on the pill.

    He said the check's in the mail.

    No need for a password; I don't lock my phone.

    I'll never leave you.

    I don't need a collage degree; I'm planning on being a stay-at-home housewife.

    No need for life insurance.

    I'll just wait for the oil light to come on and then go in for an oil change.

    I haven't seen a doctor in years but I feel great.

    Who needs flood insurance.

    My kid would never do that.

    I trust my husband completely.

    He said his wife doesn't understand him.

    He said he'd leave his wife when the kids are grown.

    Love, Mikie
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  6. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    You guys are too funny. I wonder how many of these remarks are
    from personal experience. A few more:

    It didn't work out.
    That cost how much?

    Anybody who wasn't injured?
    My wife found out.

    Better call your lawyer.
    They all ran away?

    That last one is true. I was working for the welfare dept. in
    Minneapolis. Walked by a coworker's desk and heard him say
    into the phone, "You mean they all ran away?"

    Rock
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  7. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Four-Word Uh-Oh Phrases:

    That light was red.

    Do you hear sirens?

    It's a category five!!

    Have you been sick?

    Just one more minute.

    That apple tasted funny.

    Let's just be friends.

    I had a vasectomy.
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2016
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  8. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    OMG! You guys are sooooo hilarious. Thanks! I needed to laugh.

    How about, it should be covered by my insurance.

    Yeah, I've had this spot for years. No need to have the doc check it out.

    I don't like to plan. I prefer to be spontaneous.

    We don't lock our doors. This is a safe neighborhood.

    I like this new candidate. He/she tells it like it is.

    If I'm elected, I'll ensure peace by blowing the enemy to bits.

    I only looked away for a minute.

    You can tell me; I won't breathe a word of it.

    This used car only had one owner and has never been in a wreck.

    My kid knows never to touch a gun.


    Love, Mikie
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  9. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I believe it helps when playing this game, if one is not an optimist. BTW
    about ten percent of Americans are optimists. Their blood type is
    B positive.

    You can trust Howard.
    It still won't start.

    The Fire Department's closed.
    You actually said that?

    You didn't get authorization?
    Sounded like a bomb.

    No skunks around here.
    Hey, I'm an expert.

    Rock
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  10. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    More 4-Word Uh-Oh Phrases:

    My candidate doesn't lie!

    Is this your muffler?

    Why's your computer smoking?

    Wolves make great pets!

    Your wolf looks hungry....
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2016
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  11. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    Ha! Ha! It never gets old.

    The gun isn't loaded.

    No need to turn off the water; I'll only be gone a week.

    Satisfaction guaranteed.

    Remember, just use my credit card for that one thing I said was OK.

    The car dealership service area is number one in the U.S. They wouldn't cheat me.

    I want to just look at the cute puppies in the pet shop.

    They say there are no sharks in the water so it's safe to swim. Ditto for alligators.

    I've always been OK when hitchhiking.

    Let's pick up that hitchhiker. He looks OK.

    I met a guy on a dating website and he seems great.

    I bought one of those service contracts so I don't have to worry about an appliance breaking down.

    They said it was stain proof.

    They said it was water proof.

    They said the puppy was housebroken.

    I didn't know he was building pipe bombs in the basement.

    Our government wouldn't lie to us.

    They said the water is safe to drink.

    Remember, Son, if there is any drinking or drugs at the party, call me and I'll come and get you.

    You can borrow my car but be careful.

    Don't know whether or not I'm optimistic or pessimistic but I often marvel at the naivety of people. What could go wrong? That would be a good title for this game. It's one of my family's favorite sayings.

    Love, Mikie
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  12. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    More 4-Word Uh-Oh Phrases:

    Are those termite droppings?

    It's a Jolly Roger!

    We'll make a U-turn.

    You only live once!

    I can stop anytime.

    Is this scale broken?
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2016
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  13. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Hi Kids
    Here's one Mikie posted on the Porch. Quoting the authorities
    about the water in Florida. "The brown water's safe."

    GB, 'I can stop anytime' is classic. We have so many now, it's hard to
    avoid duplicates.

    Might need new parts.
    Quick, call a plumber.

    Nobody will ever know.
    It looks sturdy enough.

    Help! I can't swim.
    So it was loaded.

    Never did that before.
    OK, I give up.

    Rock
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  14. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    This is the best game. I looooove it! Just wish my poor pea brain could come up with more of these. We used to call these 'Famous Last Words' in my yute. Sorry if I duplicate anything previously posted. Maybe my brain is better. I managed to correctly do a Sudoku puzzle yesterday which was 'challenging' (two stars outta three). This is only the second one I've completed in that category.

    Political donations don't influence votes.

    I've done this a million times.

    That makes sense.

    My intentions were good.

    It isn't my fault.

    I just want to look at new cars.

    I'll start my diet tomorrow.

    Just one more time.

    That seems reasonable.

    I don't need a permit to make this little home improvement.

    No need to check the plumber's (electrician's) license and insurance.

    This hot water heater will go another year.

    I don't need a second opinion before surgery.

    I can get the same drugs cheaper from Canada/Mexico/China cheaper. The packaging looks identical to the real thing.

    My brother-in-law can fix it; he isn't a mechanic but he works on his own car.

    I don't want to be bothered.

    The grill is slow to heat up; I'll just squirt on a little liquid fire starter.

    We don't need no rules.

    This new makeup will change my life.

    It'll grow out.


    Love, Mikie
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  15. Soul*

    Soul* Well-Known Member

    More 4 word lines indicating there might be problems ahead:

    Are you sitting down?
    My brother told me...
    It wasn't me mum...
    Good day Mr. Officer
    When I am five
    Dad, mum says that...
    Or even worse: Mum, Dad says that...
    Mum I can't sleep
    Something went wrong mum...
    I didn't do it
    Nothing to see here
    Rules are to break
    I can still drive
    Mum says it's ok
    I think it's ok
    Don't tell on me
    Can you keep secrets
    Can I have scissors
    Where is the gun?
    Car keys are gone
    We're out of glue
    It's nice dark brown
    Just try it Ok
    I peed standing up
    I'm a big boy
    She started it first
    Dad cooked with love
    Do I have to?
    All the other kids....
    I've good news and...
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2016
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  16. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Hi Soul

    Always good to hear from you. I especially liked, "Good Day Mr Officer"
    and "Rules are to break".

    Mikie, congratulations on completing two Sodokus. I couldn't do one
    of those in a month of Sundays as my mother used to say.

    "Is this scale broken?" is weigh too funny, GB.

    I'm starting a new thread with a similar game.

    Rock
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  17. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Soul, I like 'are you sitting down' and 'I can still drive'. All so true.
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  18. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    A Few More 4-Word Uh-Oh's:

    Lets shave the cat!

    We can just cuddle.

    Take the short-cut.

    Fire works are harmless!

    Fire Dept.'s on speeddial.

    Can you flush Kleenex?

    Plumber's on speeddial.

    Don't paint your sister!!

    Won't need my umbrella.
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  19. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Let's shave the cat? Yikes! as Jack Benny used to say.

    Oh, No! Not again!
    Wait! We forgot something.

    That was your boss?
    The poison didn't work.

    We all got fired?
    She never mentioned me?

    How many cop cars?
    Just 3-4 beers.

    Rock
    Last edited: Jul 3, 2016
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  20. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    Guess I didn't realize we were doing 4-word lines. Oops!

    I love these. Soul, you, Rock and gb are amazing!

    Rock, just had to weigh in on the grand scale with which you make puns and jokes. They don't make me slap my thigh; they make me pound it.

    Love, Mikie
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