It's Good to be home,,,,

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, Mar 11, 2007.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

    "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

    Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked.

    "They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped.

    "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

    Without missing a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

    He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

    Stupid, stupid man.
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Glad to see your back.

    Well, your front too.

    As Rudyard Kipling said, "The female of the species is more deadly than the male."

  3. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Good to see you back on the board.I know you would've had a great time at your daughter's.
    Also good to see you've not lost your sense of humour,lol.