JOKE Church gossiper

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by sues1, Jul 21, 2009.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a mistake, however, when she accused George, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told George (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know what he was doing.. George,a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away.He didn't explain, defend, or deny.... he said nothing. Later that evening,George quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.... walked home...and left it there all night. Ya gotta love George.

    Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape

    (We need all the smiles and laughs we can get).........Susan

  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Ha!,,,good one on Mildred!,,,Thanks for the lolol!,,,sis
  3. Bruin63

    Bruin63 Member

    That'll teach her eh? LOL