JOKE FOR TODAY

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Oct 4, 2005.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    one of my favorites...oldie but goodie...

    The Sin

    Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of church listening to a fiery preacher.

    When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two ladies cried out at the tops of their lungs, "AMEN, BROTHER!"When the preacher condemned the sin of lust, they yelled again, "PREACH IT, REVEREND!"

    And when the preacher condemned the sin of lying, they jumped to their feet and screamed, "RIGHT ON, BROTHER! TELL IT LIKE IT IS... AMEN!"

    But when the preacher condemned the sin of gossip, the two got very quiet. One turned to the other and said, "He's quit preaching and now he's meddlin'."

    (Hope you're laughing...)
  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    I dont like malicious gossip but I do enjoy a little gossip.

    love
    Rosie
  3. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    I have been in church situations like that...(-: Other's faults are awful and mine are OK because of circumstances...human nature never changes, I think.

    Thanks for the chuckle.

    Sue
  4. JLH

    JLH New Member

    This was a cute one!

    Thanks.
  5. Sheila1366

    Sheila1366 New Member

    Very true.
    Sheila