A millionaire invites his friends and neighbours to a party at his mansion. He has a large swimming pool in which resides a huge man eating crocodile. He offers his guests the chance to win a million pounds by getting into the pool and killing the crocodile. He turns round confident that no-one will ever attempt such an act, when he hears a SPLASH. He turns round and sees a man called erm......Reeves, fighting and wrestling and beating this huge crocodile ! Finally Reeves gets out of the pool and the millionaire says, 'wow you were amazing i now owe you a million pounds' 'I don't want a million pounds', replied Reeves. 'Ok what about my mansion', replied the millionaire. 'I don't want that either', replied Reeves. 'Okayyyy, what about a night with my lovely wife', replied the millionaire, becoming increasingly agitated. 'Nope', replied Reeves even more disgusted, although he did think about it for a split second. 'Well, what do you want then', replied the millionaire in one last exalted cry. I want the b******d that pushed me in !!!