Joke for you !

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by quilp, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. quilp

    quilp New Member

    A millionaire invites his friends and neighbours to a party at his mansion. He has a large swimming pool in which resides a huge man eating crocodile. He offers his guests the chance to win a million pounds by getting into the pool and killing the crocodile. He turns round confident that no-one will ever attempt such an act, when he hears a SPLASH.

    He turns round and sees a man called erm......Reeves, fighting and wrestling and beating this huge crocodile ! Finally Reeves gets out of the pool and the millionaire says, 'wow you were amazing i now owe you a million pounds'

    'I don't want a million pounds', replied Reeves.

    'Ok what about my mansion', replied the millionaire.

    'I don't want that either', replied Reeves.

    'Okayyyy, what about a night with my lovely wife', replied the millionaire, becoming increasingly agitated.

    'Nope', replied Reeves even more disgusted, although he did think about it for a split second.

    'Well, what do you want then', replied the millionaire in one last exalted cry.

    I want the b******d that pushed me in !!!
  2. AuntTammie

    AuntTammie New Member

    thanks, I needed a laugh : )
  3. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    hahahahahah.... oh dear... HAHAHAHA... hahaha... haha... ha

    ok, ok, it was me
  4. jasminetee

    jasminetee Member

    That made me laugh :)

    LEFTYGG Member

    i laughed out loud thx