(joke) How do you know when...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by JimB51, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    How do you know when you're
    stayin in a Redneck motel?

    When you call the front desk and say,

    I gotta leak in my sink, and the

    clerk replies, 'Go ahead'. ... LOL

    (Y'all Southerners can address your replies to: hateJim.com)

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Scientists are predicting that by the year 2013, we will run out of signs
    that You are a Redneck.

    From the Dave Letterman writers Joke book.

    Might happen sooner if duct tape becomes extinct.

  3. Bruin63

    Bruin63 Member

    i love my redneck hubby, even tho we live in the big city now, he still maintains, his redneck ways.

    never knew there were so many use's for duct tape, i don't leave home without it now, lol, lol.

    i have a few myself, jokes that is, but i would probably get the boot, lol.

    hope your doing well,
  4. sisland

    sisland New Member

    You might be a redneck if you drive your john deer tractor down to pick up your mail,,,,lolol,,,
    keep'em commin'!
  5. jole

    jole Member

    They're all so true around here they're not jokes...lol....

    And baling wire is the next best thing to duct tape!!! It'll nearly hold the whole tractor together (okay, not quite.....)!

    Did you see the picture of the redneck houseboat? The pontoon with the trailer on top?
    (No, not ours...hahahaha)
  6. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    Rock, where do you come up with these "come back lines"? lol

    Ya, I have to admit .. I love duct tape, crazy glue, and balin wire.

    They make life so much easier for us non-thinking "I can fix anything" men.(ya, some of you women are startin to grasp some of the beauties of duct tape.
    (the originl silver is the only "real man's" color).

    I have a pic of a redneck child's swing. (It's held together with about a pound of duct tape). LOL

    It's an email with Redneck jokes with several self explanatory pictures. so funny.
    If y'all want it .. leave an email address and I'll send it.(Maybe the mods will give us a break)

    : ) Jim
    Jole .. like to see that houseboat.
    Sharon .. "chance it" with your jokes.

    [This Message was Edited on 09/08/2009]