(Joke) Laid Off in Kentucky

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by jaltair, Apr 29, 2007.

  1. jaltair

    jaltair New Member

    BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A KENTUCKY CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.

    WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER..... I SEW ELASTIC INTO LADIES COTTON PANTIES".....

    THE CLERK LOOKED UP "PANTY STITCHER" AND IT WAS LISTED AS UNSKILLED LABOR, SO SHE PUT HIM
    DOWN FOR $300 A WEEK UNEMPLOYMENT PAY.

    SHE ASKED RUFUS HIS OCCUPATION AND HE SAID, "DIESEL FITTER", WHICH WAS LISTED AS A SKILLED JOB.... SHE PUT HIM DOWN FOR $600 A WEEK....

    WHEN BILLY BOB FOUND OUT HE WAS FURIOUS! HE STORMED BACK INTO THE OFFICE TO FIND OUT WHY HIS CO-WORKER GOT TWICE THE MONEY......

    THE CLERK EXPLAINED, "PANTY STITCHERS ARE UNSKILLED, AND DIESEL FITTERS ARE SKILLED LABOR"
    "WHAT SKILL?" YELLED BILLY BOB.

    "I SEW THE ELASTIC ON THE PANTIES AND RUFUS PUTS 'EM OVER HIS HEADAND SAYS

    ......"DIESEL FITTER"....!!!!
  2. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Made me LOL this morning,thanks for that,still chuckling,haha
  3. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I really liked this!!!

    I am from Kentucky and I figured it was going to be another "Kentucky Joke" -- we live on the boarder of Ohio and Kentucky and we get a lot of KY jokes from the Ohio folks!!