Joke Time,,

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    An elderly couple were attending church services, about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband,"I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"

    He replies "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."




  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Just goes to show the dangers of losing our hearing!!!!

    Did you know that marriage can affect men's hearing?

    For example:

    Suppose a woman says:
    "This place is a mess! C'mon,
    You and I need to clean this place up,
    Your stuff is lying all over on the floor
    and you'll have no clothes to wear tomorrow
    unless we do the laundry right now!"

    Her husband will only hear:
    blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
    YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah,
    blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
    blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah,
    blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW!


  3. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    I didn't get it at first!! LOL, I had to sit and think about it! Ha Ha Ha, silent only to her!!

    good one
  4. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    You ladies are right on today.

    Thanks for the chuckles.

    Sue
  5. sisland

    sisland New Member

    For the Lolo ellie and Victoria!
  6. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    Thanks so much,

    Nancy B