JOKES allergies.... eating out.....

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I'm Sneezy Dopey, Sleepy, Grumpy, definitely not Happy... and I need a Doc!

    Heigh ho, heigh ho, I wish the pollen would go!


    A couple decided to try a new Chinese restaurant, and
    orders the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal,
    gives them their dishes and silverware, and then places on
    the table a large bowl of rice along with a lidded cast-iron
    pot. Smiling proudly, he tells them to to help themselves.

    Just as the wife reaches to serve herself, the lid of the pot
    rises slightly and just long enough for her to briefly see two
    beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

    "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

    He didn't, so she tells him to look in the pot. He reaches for it,
    and again the lid rises slightly and he sees two little eyes
    looking around before it slams down again.

    Sputtering in a fit of disgust, he calls the waiter over, describes
    what is happening, and demands an explanation.

    "Please sir," asks the waiter, "what you order?"

    The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

    The waiter profusely aplogizes, saying,

    "Ah... SO sorry, I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake. . ."

    [This Message was Edited on 04/01/2007]
  2. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Actually I loved it!


    Why doesn't a Sea Gull fly over the Bay?

    ANSWER: (Say outloud)

    Because then it would be called a Bay Gull (Bagel)......

    This was a kids joke ---as you can easily tell.......sorry...... Susan
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Quite often the simplest jokes are the funniest...!

    more silly puns:

    Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. . .

    The past few days I have become abcessed with my sore tooth....

    wish I could take credit for them LOL!