Jokes That Can Be Told in Church

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Waynesrhythm, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. Waynesrhythm

    Waynesrhythm Member

    Hi All,

    Just received this from my brother today. :)

    JOKES THAT CAN BE TOLD IN CHURCH

    Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, 'Why is the bride dressed in white?'

    'Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.'
    The child thought about this for a moment then said, 'So why is the groom wearing black?'
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    A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem . A small child replied, 'They couldn't get a baby-sitter. '
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    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

    After explaining the commandment to 'Honor thy father and thy mother,' she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

    Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'
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    At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings . Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.

    Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, 'Johnny, what is the matter?'

    Little Johnny responded, 'I have pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.'
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    Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, 'What do you think about all this Satan stuff?'
    The other boy replied, 'Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out. It's probably just your Dad.'
    [This Message was Edited on 02/12/2008]
  2. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member


    "She asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

    Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'"
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    I can sooo relate to this one, with three boys in the house, We were having a discussion about living by God's rule, and how to treat others, and i was told it didn't count for brothers, because they weren't human!!