JUST 4 FUN...what can you add?

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Apr 21, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    World's Shortest Fairy Tale
    Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
    "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
    drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed
    skinny and farted whenever she wanted.
    The end.
    =======================================================
    My add on for now:

    only shaved her legs and arm pits when she wanted...Susan
  2. UnicornK

    UnicornK New Member

    Never fell in the toilet because the seat was up!
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Hi

    what a fun fairy tale!! I think i can relate!! still trying to figure one out to put down ! thank's for makeing me lol!!..............................................sydney
  4. RockiAZ

    RockiAZ New Member

    she never had to worry about having 'headaches' or bothered to ask "do you think my butt looks big in this?"...(I may be back to add more...having brain meltdown)

    Rocki
  5. starmom

    starmom New Member

    She never had to wonder if someone drank straight out of the milk carton!

    she never had to watch football unless she wanted to!

    No one ever snored her awake at night!

    Susie
  6. RockiAZ

    RockiAZ New Member

    Good one starmom! That is right...she NEVER had to wear earplugs ever again when going to sleep!!

    The remote control was all hers (and yes, she programmed it herself!)

    Rocki


  7. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Could eat ice cream for dinner, or lunch, or breakfast!

    Could let her dog sleep on the bed!

    Hugzz
    Greenbean
  8. kjfms

    kjfms Member

    ...Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said,
    "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
    drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed
    skinny and farted whenever she wanted....


    ...getting to set peacefully at HER computer sipping her coffee (listening to her favorite Disco music...yea I said it lol)...

    ...and...NOT jumping completely out of her skin as a loud baritone booms the never ending question (which she is sure the entire neighborhood can hear)..."What are you looking at now baby?"....

    ....Oh who am I kidding I would miss the loud lovable SOB if he weren't around to make me jump out of my skin...one way or another...LOL

    The End?


    Oh what fun, thank you for posting it Susan...Love it!!!!!

    Karen
  9. Shannonsparkles

    Shannonsparkles New Member

    ...and you're not even married to them!!!!!

    Hope your German roomates will be better. When will you be going?

    Too bad you can't just pick them up in a kleenex and flush them like spiders some days. ;)
    (( )) Shannon
  10. kdeenak

    kdeenak New Member

    Bought anything she wanted without question.

    Wore any outfit she wanted to without question.

    Cleaned when she was good and ready!!
  11. srh

    srh New Member

    The white appliances in her home were actually still white.
  12. victoria

    victoria New Member

    nothing to add,

    but,

    wondering where the guys are on this site adding in their 2 cents???

    LOL, Victoria


  13. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    men and women are not compatible.

    (representing my gay point of view)
  14. Alyndra

    Alyndra New Member

    She never had to brace herself for a 2 hour long rambling that always seemed to start with "there was this car!"

    She never had to cringe when the same 2 hour rambling of "there was this car!" came only 6 hours after the inital conversation of the same topic.

    And this would be my favorite...

    She never had to wonder what it would be like to sleep on more then just the edge of the bed!

    It's amazing how no matter what size of bed we have, I still get the same exact amount of edge. I mean, how far can 6'2" possibly sprawl?!?!?!

    Geez.

    ~Amanda
  15. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    rickj44 Those were funny.......thnaks.


    Everyone had some fun remarks....would like to also hear from more guys......

    Maybe someone would want to start one.......(I could not empty a mouse trap-yuk)...........LOL
  16. CanBrit

    CanBrit Member

    And all her adult children moved out and stayed out......



    Love my kids but you know!!!!
  17. fireopal

    fireopal New Member

    Yes, it's "Just for fun", and you all have made me laugh more than once (which is always good), but I'd put up with all the extra work, mess, and 'quirks' just to have my guy back with me, of course, he'd have to come back healthy to take care of me this time! Enjoyed the post tho.
  18. kimfibro

    kimfibro New Member

    be followed around like a puppy does; only if it truly WAS a puppy!