Just a joke, but oh so true! ;)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Aug 9, 2009.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    This is so true... but can't show the inevitable wink to others who are present...

    Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.

    The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.

    The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.
    When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

    The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..

    Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

    Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

    The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

    "My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

    "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

    The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a s---?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious"...

    on the subject of southern humor, go to
    and listen to #8 about bungee jumping in Nanaimo, BC Canada --

    She is so funny, I absolutely love her accent..... and the fact that I know someone who lives near Nanaimo makes it somehow even funnier....

    Hope you all have had a restful weekend!

  2. daylight

    daylight New Member

    So funny lol
  3. bigmama2

    bigmama2 New Member

    thats a good one!
  4. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    I love southern humor, & that one was hilarious!

    The problem for me (with southern humor) is that most of it is written by bigots from elsewhere, & is merely ignorant & insulting, not at all funny. THANKS for the REAL humor!!!

    (end of social commentary.... LOL!)

  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Pippi... hope you got a chance to listen to Jeanne Robertson too!

    I basically agree with you... that said, I'm blonde, and lived in the south tho not born there... and most of the time like most jokes about either group....