Just for Laughs: Some Funny One Liners

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by livin4him, Mar 27, 2006.

  1. livin4him

    livin4him New Member

    Feeling pretty bad today, so thought I would try and cheer someone else up.

    1. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

    2. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

    3. Never answer an anonymous letter.

    4. It's lonely at the top, but you do eat better.

    5. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

    6. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours.

    7. Few women admit their age, few men act it.

    8. Campers: Natures way of feeding mosquitoes.

    9. Always Remember: You are unique, just like everyone else.

    10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

    11. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

    12. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

    If somebody reads, hope they enjoy. Ya'll take care.
  2. Cromwell

    Cromwell New Member

  3. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    And enjoyed!

    I like # 9
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Very funny.

    Number 9 is in one of George Carlinn's books.

    I especially like number 11, people who can't count. As Dave Barry said, 64% of our young people, nearly half, do not understand fractions.
  5. Toga

    Toga Member

    My grandson has a red T-Shirt that says, "Five out of Four People Do not Understand Fractions."

    He also has one that says, "Dog and Sister Missing. Reward for Dog."

    Another says, "I'll Trade You My Sister for a Video Game."

    And one that says, "Gimme a Dollar and I'll Go Away."

    Ok I'll stop.

  6. livin4him

    livin4him New Member

    those are funny t-shirts. I gave one to a friend of mine who, bless his heart, sometimes doesn't know when to shut up. He can go on and on about the most mundane items that nobody cares about. So, the t-shirt says "Your talking but all I here is Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah!"

    take care.
  7. fahan

    fahan New Member

    for the laughs! I also needed them today! fahan
  8. victoria

    victoria New Member

    bumping up...

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