Feeling pretty bad today, so thought I would try and cheer someone else up. 1. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back. 2. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. 3. Never answer an anonymous letter. 4. It's lonely at the top, but you do eat better. 5. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 6. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours. 7. Few women admit their age, few men act it. 8. Campers: Natures way of feeding mosquitoes. 9. Always Remember: You are unique, just like everyone else. 10. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 11. There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. 12. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. If somebody reads, hope they enjoy. Ya'll take care.