Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? Class: Maria! ____________________________________ Teacher: Kenny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Kenny: You told me to do it without using tables. ________________________________________ Teacher: Joy, how do you spell 'crocodile?' Joy: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong. Joy: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. _________________________________________ TEACHER: Dana, what is the chemical formula for water? Dana: H I J K L M N O! Teacher ?- What are you talking about? Dana: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ Teacher: Patty, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. Patty: Me! ________________________________________ Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I ' ... Millie: ' I ' is.. Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am...' Millie: Yes ma'am: 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Jerry, do you know why his father didn't punish him? Jerry: Because George still had the axe in his hand? ______________________________________ TEACHER: Judy, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? Judy: No, ma'am. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Laura, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Laura: A teacher.