Kids are so logical... ;)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Jan 5, 2011.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    Maria: Here it is.
    Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
    Class: Maria!

    Teacher: Kenny, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    Kenny: You told me to do it without using tables.

    Teacher: Joy, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    Joy: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
    Teacher: No, that's wrong.
    Joy: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

    TEACHER: Dana, what is the chemical formula for water?
    Dana: H I J K L M N O!
    Teacher ?- What are you talking about?
    Dana: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

    Teacher: Patty, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have 10 years ago. Patty: Me!

    Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I ' ...
    Millie: ' I ' is..
    Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am...'
    Millie: Yes ma'am: 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

    Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Jerry, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    Jerry: Because George still had the axe in his hand?

    TEACHER: Judy, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
    Judy: No, ma'am. It's the same dog.

    TEACHER: Laura, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    Laura: A teacher.


    BILLCAMO New Member

    Sometimes , kids are more logical than some adults !

    They are also often more logical than politicians......think about it....

    Think about it.....

    Blessings ,

  3. spacee

    spacee Member

    Thanks for posting...put a smile on my face and some chuckles to start the day.