This is Cesar the cat and I have to tell you about a "Kitty Prank" that my sister Shelby pulled on two contractors that were here last week. The two contractors were upstairs with Momma talking about what had to be done. Shelby was at their feet and started hacking like she was going to hack up a hairball. The two contractors pulled their hands up (as if Shelby shot hairballs upwards into the air like rockets) and the men had faces like "oh my God, that cat is going to blow any minute." But Shelby the cat had no intention of hacking up a hairball. She doesn't hack up hairballs sitting up nor does she hack them up in front of people, and she only hacks them up between 2:00 AM to 3:00 AM on any day and only in the kitchen. So Momma knew she didn't have a hairball, had no concern and kept on talking about the work to be done. Shelby said she had been listening to the TV commercial for the coffee creamers where they sing "express yourself." So Shelby decided to "express herself" with a cat prank against the two big burly contractors and it caused them to have faces like they suddenly were up to their waists in dirty baby diapers. Shelby said it took a small cat like her with the threat of a hairball to put real fear into these big guys. Shelby said she enjoyed the cat prank imensely and recommends all cats do it to contractors.