Knock Knock Jokes?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by sisland, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Remember Them?? need cheering up so here goes,,here's mine,,,tell me yours,,,,P.S,,,hope we are all having a good day!

    Knock, Knock,,,,Who's There? Orange,,Orange Who?
    Orange you glad i started this post?,,,,,lolol
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I looked up knock knock jokes on the net and found this:

    Knock-knock Joke
    Filed under: flatliner — Alex Bunardzic @

    Question: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Answer: That’s not funny!

    And then I found this:

    Knock Knock.
    Who's there?
    Dishes who?

    Dishes da stupidest knock knock joke I ever read!

    I always like jokes that are mentally challenging as well as funny.

  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Lolol! Thats a Good Knock Joke! I remember when we were Kids the folks always used to tell (North Dakoten) jokes!,,,,,,,"How many North Dakotens does it take to screw in a light bulb?",,,,,

    iv'e always wondered why one state in the union would tell jokes about the other states?,,,,,,,,hmmmmm

    Answer===4 ,,1 to hold the light bulb and 3 to turn the House,,,,,,,I know Not funny eighter!
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    it was funny. I heard the variation: takes 3 to turn the ladder.

    My favorite is the psychiatrists:
    Only takes one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

    Whoever thought of the first lightbulb joke should get some kinda award.

    Fiat lux

  5. sisland

    sisland New Member

    MCD56===That one reminds me of another one i forgot!

    whose there?
    Madame who?
    Madame Toe is Stuck in the Door,.,,,,:)
  6. deb0531

    deb0531 New Member

    You brought back the past, old knock knock joke

    Knock, Knock....Who's There? Boo..Boo Who?
    What are you crying for, the jokes' not that bad.

    Also a varation on yours:

    Knock, Knock...Who's There? Banana.
    Knock, Knock...Who's There? Banana.
    Knock, Knock...Who's There? Orange. orange Who?
    Orange you glad I didn't say banana again.

    Enough groaners for tonight, but they are fun.
  7. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Oh Yeah! Lolol! I've heard that one before years ago! Thanks for the Memory! I Know there's alot of them,,,just have to remember them and or look them up!,,,,,,,,S