Ladies (mostly)- are YOU a "formerly--"? funny

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member


    One didn't have to be gorgeous to relate to this! Universality at last?!
    (Altho some of the names of groups and TV shows should be changed for those of us who already know we're a 'formerly---"!!!) LOLOL...


    1. You’ve even once pulled the skin of your face back and slightly up to see what you’d look like with a facelift

    2. High school kids are now wearing what you wore in high school.

    3. You count calories in mixed drinks.

    4. Your a** is starting to need a bra.

    5. You now prefer interior design magazines to fashion magazines.

    6. A supermodel could give you one of her kidneys and you would still kind of hate her.

    7. Whereas you used to be grossed out by obscene catcalls, you are now relieved first, grossed out second.

    8. You have a doctor devoted to a single part or function of your body (your patella, your endocrine system) other than your vagina.

    9. There’s a decent chance that the doctor is younger than you.

    10. You need to pre-caffeinate before meeting someone for a morning coffee.

    11. Your adolescent nieces and nephews are starting to regard you as a potential narc.

    12. You let your mother friend you on Facebook because you have that little to hide.

    13. Besides, "moms" is cooler than you ever gave her credit for

    14. Conversations about mortgages and 401Ks, while not exactly interesting, are no longer stultifying.

    15. You have heard of Death Cab for Cutie, but couldn’t ID their songs on threat of waterboarding.

    16. You freeze bread. Like there won’t be another loaf at the store when you need one.

    17. You still think “hook up” means “let’s meet up for a drink”

    18. You have been "ma’amed" outside the Deep South

    19. You can’t fathom why they would remake such classics as Fame and Melrose Place

    20. Cosmetic surgery that you once considered deeply anti-woman is now “a woman’s personal decision.”

    [This Message was Edited on 08/24/2010]
  2. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    21. When the good looking guy asks you what time it is, and he means it. It's not a pick up line anymore.