Laughs (or groan?) ...2-liners... JOKES

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Q: Why are seagulls called seagulls?
    A: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called "bagels"!

    Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom--
    What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?

    A. EUROPEAN... of course!

    Q: What did the Zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?

    A: "Make me one with everything."

    [This Message was Edited on 11/24/2007]
  2. Khalyal

    Khalyal New Member

    is when management flies in, carps all over everything, then leaves.

    lol, Victoria!

  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    If they flew over Moe Howard would they be moguls?

    I just looked up Moe. His real name was Moses.

    Can always count on you for a laugh.