LAUGHTER is good for the soul OT

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Apr 14, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    You can't read this and stay in a bad mood!

    1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
    Unique Up On It.

    2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
    Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

    3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?
    They Take The Psycho Path


    5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
    Dam!

    6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
    Polaroid's

    7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
    A Stick.

    8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
    Nacho Cheese.

    9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers?
    Subordinate Clauses.

    10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
    Quattro Sinko..

    11. What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
    Spoiled Milk..

    12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
    Frostbite
    13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.

    14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
    Anyone Can Roast Beef.

    15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
    Right Where You Left Him.

    16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
    Because They Have Big Fingers..

    17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
    Because It Scares The Dog.

    18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
    Sanka.

    19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover?
    The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

    20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
    Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat


    21. How Are a Texas Tornado And a Mississippi Divorce The Same?
    Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

    Now, admit it. At least one of these made you smile.
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I saw these posted elsewhere on the net. They were listed as "One-Liners".
  3. Casamadre5

    Casamadre5 Member

    Those were great, Thanks!
  4. Fibrolady37

    Fibrolady37 New Member

    sue i smiled after reading all of them theyre great thanks for sharing them.
    I will pray for you & yours
    Fibrolady37