Lighthearted Fun ***HOUSECLEANING***

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by kch64, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. kch64

    kch64 New Member


    Got this on an e-mail today and thought I'd share it with you. I know you all will appreciate it :-D
    Kendra


    MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
    I don't do windows because ...
    I love birds
    and don't want one to run into a clean window
    and get hurt.

    I don't wax floors because ...
    I am terrified a guest
    will slip and get hurt
    then I'll feel terrible
    ( plus they may sue me.)


    I don't mind the dust bunnies because ..
    They are very good company,
    I have named most of them,
    and they agree with everything I say.


    I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
    I want every creature
    to have a home of their own.



    I don't Spring Clean because ...
    I love all the seasons
    and don't want the others
    to get jealous.

    I don't pull weeds
    in the garden because ..
    I don't want to get
    in God's way,
    HE is an excellent designer!

    I don't put things away because ...
    My husband
    will never be able
    to find them again.

    I don't do gourmet meals
    when I entertain
    because ...
    I don't want my guests
    to stress out over what
    to make when
    they invite me
    over for dinner.

    I don't iron because ...
    I choose to believe them
    when they say "Permanent Press".

    I don't stress much on anything because ...


    "A Type" personalities
    die young
    and I want to stick around
    and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!




    Please SHARE this humor with other important Ladies ! ! ! !



  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    ought to take some of this to heart. Thanks for the post.

    Sue
  3. Sandyz

    Sandyz New Member

    I really love that post. Thanks for sharing it.

    Sandy
  4. EllenComstock

    EllenComstock New Member

    That was cute-thanks for sharing!

    Ellen
  5. mahx

    mahx New Member

    ......its as if you have been to my house. It is
    comfortably lived in.

    I will be sharing this with all my friends...those with ills and those without.

    A long time ago, a wise woman gave me this advice.She said,
    " remember the cob webs and dust bunnies will always be there, but your children will not. Some of the best advice I ever received...and it is so true.

    Thanks again..I think I will read a book today ...instead of scrubbing the kitchen floor ( like i had planned to do after I checked the message board).

    MA
  6. kch64

    kch64 New Member


    One of my girlfriends sent that to me and I had to share. glad you liked it.

    K.