Little John the Baptist........Joke

Discussion in 'Spirituality/Worship' started by Shirl, Oct 10, 2009.

  1. Shirl

    Shirl New Member

    Little John the Baptist

    Matt . 18:4-5
    "Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child
    Is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven.
    And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my
    Name welcomes me. "

    Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed
    Him "playing church" with their cat.
    He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching
    To it. She smiled and went about her work.

    A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing
    And ran back To the open window to see Johnny
    Baptizing the cat in a tub of water.

    She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is
    Afraid of water!"

    Johnny looked up at her and said,
    "He should have thought about that before he joined
    My church."

    Smile, it gives your face something to do!
    Send this to someone who needs a laugh today
    And remember: Knowing scripture can save
    Your life - in more ways than one!