LITTLE JOKES..NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND MEN

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by stinker56, Nov 6, 2005.

  1. stinker56

    stinker56 New Member

    Dear Abby,
    My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.
    Maybe next time he will buy me a diamond.
    Sincerely,
    A Moody Wife
    (Might work to help them understand this disease of ours!)


    FOR INTELLIGENT WOMEN:
    Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter after being rescued from a burning building rooftop. Ten were men and one was a woman.
    The rope was not strong enough to carry them all so they decided that one had to leave otherwise they were all going to fall to their death.
    They weren't able to name that person until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said she would voluntarily let go of the rope because as a woman,
    SHE WAS USED TO GIVING UP EVERYTHING FOR HER HUSBAND AND KIDS AND WAS USED TO ALWAYS MAKING SACRIFICES WITH LITTLE IN RETURN.
    As soon as she finished her speech,
    ALL THE MEN STARTED CLAPPING THIER HANDS......
    Gives women something to smile about doesn't it!!!!
    Hope this doesn't offend any men out there, it is just for fun and laughs.
    Stinker56
  2. JLH

    JLH New Member

    Sooooooo cute! I also copied and sent on to a few!

    And .... I certainly remember those mood rings!!!


    Hugs,
    Janet
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Haven't seen a mood ring for 25 years. LOL

    I feel sure none of us guys will be offended by a little humor.


    By the way, here's a news flash for you: A woman walked into the lobby of our building last week. She was NOT talking on a cell phone.
  4. cosmoo

    cosmoo New Member

    HA! HA1 HA! you are a 'Stinker" and I love it,can't stop laughing and thats a good thing today. THANK YOU!
    cosmoo
  5. karatelady52

    karatelady52 New Member

    Guess how many men it takes to put a roll of toilet paper on the holder????????????????




    They don't know, its never been done!!!

    Sandy
    (I couldn't resist Rockgor)
  6. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I liked your toliet paper joke, too!!!!