LOL - a JOKE a DAY (forget the apple) keeps the MD AWAY?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Love this... oldie but still makes me laugh...!

    In fact, think this is already a classic!

    A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.

    A Wal-Mart "associate" is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir?-- Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'

    He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

    She doesn't believe him for a second, but good-naturedly drops it on the counter anyway.

    He says, "Ma'am, that's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10 lb test line. It's a good all-around combination, and best of all, it's on sale this week for only $20.00."

    She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!"

    And, as she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.

    'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.

    "My goodness, young man, you're right!" she exclaims, and then bends down to pick it up. As she bends over, she accidentally breaks wind.

    At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there really is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted, as others were in the store. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person at the register.

    The man meanwhile is ringing up the sale, and announces, "That'll be $34.50 plus tax on your charge."

    The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me it was on sale right now for $20.00? How did you get that much?"

    He replies, 'Yes Ma'am, the rod and reel IS $20.00. But the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50!"

    [This Message was Edited on 10/30/2007]
  2. alaska3355

    alaska3355 New Member

    That stinks! LOL
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    LOLOL! another great one!