LOL FMS/CFS IDEAS TO END ANSWER

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by AbbeyMae, Jul 22, 2006.

  1. AbbeyMae

    AbbeyMae New Member

    Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline.
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    > If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
    >
    > If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
    >
    > If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
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    > If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the
    > line so we can trace your call.
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    > If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the
    > mother ship.
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    > If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell
    you
    > which number to press.
    >
    > If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you
    > press-no-one will answer.
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    > If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969.
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    > If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a
    > representative comes on the line.
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    > date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.
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    > If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too
    busy
    > to talk to you.

    PLEASE RESPOND WITH A CREATIVE ENDING TO THIS ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE. IT WILL BE FUN TO SEE EVERYONES IDEAS. LET'S HAVE FUN WITH THIS, WE ALWAYS CAN MEDICATE OURSELVES WITH LAUGHTER AS AN ALTERNATIVE.

    MY IDEA IS: If you have fibromyalgia and/or chronic fatigue syndrome---your fibrofog and mobility may prevent you to have the ability to press any number. This condition may work in your favor because nobody will understand anyway.

    Love and hugs,

    AbbeyMae



    [This Message was Edited on 07/22/2006]
    [This Message was Edited on 07/22/2006]
  2. AbbeyMae

    AbbeyMae New Member

  3. ckball

    ckball New Member

    If you have CFS/FM just grunt- we know your too tired or it hurts too much to press a button.

    Carla
  4. blessedmom2four

    blessedmom2four New Member

    Just hang up
    no one believes in it anyways
  5. AbbeyMae

    AbbeyMae New Member

    Those are good and truthful too. I wish more people would contribute. Thank you for your responses.

    Love and hugs,

    AbbeyMae