LOL ~ Hanukkah Tree!

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by EgyptStarr, Dec 13, 2005.

  1. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member


    Admiring the Christmas trees displayed in his neighbor's windows, a Jewish child asks his father, "Daddy, can we have a Hanukkah Tree?"

    "What? No, of course not." says his father.

    "Why not?" asks the child.

    Bewildered, his father replies, "Because the last time we had dealings with a lighted bush we spent 40 years in the wilderness."




    Hugs!
    Starr

  2. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    That's a good one - it gave me a good laugh. :)

  3. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    The pic of your little daughter is absolutely adorable!
  4. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    and yes, your wee daughter is a beauty, what a lovely photo.

    love
    Rosie
  5. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    Yes, I also subscribe to the daily jokes from BeliefNet. More often than not, I copy and post them here. I REALLY love them!

    :)

    Wind and Rosie.... thanks so much for the compliments!


    Hugs!
    Starr
  6. renae1979

    renae1979 New Member

    Christmas Eve Accident

    Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas.

    The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in.

    The second man presents a cracker, so he is also allowed in.

    The third man pulls out a pair of stockings.

    Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"

    "They're Carol's."

  7. ilovecats94

    ilovecats94 New Member

    I think that one is very cute and I'm Jewish. I remember that growing up we were never allowed to put a tree up or decorate. My mom was Baptist and my father was Jewish. :)

    Hugs & Merry Christmas!
    Faye
  8. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    LOL!! That was yesterday's joke from Belief Net! LOL

    I thought seriously about putting that one up on the boards here, too, but forgot....

    Glad someone remembered!


    Hugs!
    Starr
  9. louiesgirl2

    louiesgirl2 New Member

    Being Jewish myself, I loved it and am sending it on to friends.
  10. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    Great joke! Thanks for the chuckle.

    Sue