LOL I DONT DO WINDOWS

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by suzetal, Sep 7, 2006.

  1. suzetal

    suzetal New Member

    PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!


    I don't do windows because ...

    I love birds and

    don't want one to run into a clean window

    and get hurt.


    I don't wax floors because ...

    I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt

    then I'll feel terrible

    ( plus they may sue me.)



    I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

    They are very good company,

    I have named most of them,

    and they agree with everything I say.



    I don't disturb cobwebs because .

    I want every creature to have a home of their own.



    I don't Spring Clean because .

    I love all the seasons

    and don't want the others to get jealous



    I don't pull weeds

    in the garden because ..

    I don't want to get

    in God's way,

    HE is an excellent designer!



    I don't put things away because .

    My husband

    will never be able to find them again.



    I don't do gourmet meals
    when I entertain because .

    I don't want my guests to

    stress out over what to make when

    they invite me

    over for dinner.



    I don't iron because ...

    I choose to believe them

    when they say "Permanent Press".



    I don't stress much on anything because ...

    "A Type" personalities die young and

    I want to stick around

    and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

    Hugs
    Sue







  2. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    So true.loved it........Susan
  3. shelbo

    shelbo New Member

    Too funny! :)
  4. littleleafhopper

    littleleafhopper New Member

    Thanks for the giggle!

    Yours, Lil
  5. Lendy5

    Lendy5 New Member

    This was cute, Thanks for the giggle!


    Love & Hugs!
    carolin
  6. libra55

    libra55 New Member

    You're my kind of person! Have a wonderful day not doing any housecleaning, and I will too!

    ((((((Hugs))))))
    Michelle