LOL --------JOKES---------If you need some laughs...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, Feb 24, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I went to the doctor recently for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

    How much do you weigh?" she asks.

    "115," I say.

    The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.

    The nurse asks, "Your height?"

    "5 foot 8," I say.

    The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".

    She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

    "Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

    ...She put me on Prozac...


    A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

    "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

    "Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

    "No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."