Mathematical viewpoint

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by xchocoholic, Jan 29, 2007.

  1. xchocoholic

    xchocoholic New Member

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    and


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-#-#
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far a## kissing will take you.

    A-#-#-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh## and A## kissing that will put you over the top.



    "REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE
    ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS
    ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM

    Got this today ... I hope this is allowed here ...

    xchoc






    [This Message was Edited on 01/29/2007]
  2. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    loved the mathematical viewpoint.
    How sad am I,you can tell I've too much time on my hands.When using the formula apparently my username Paulmack only adds up to 78%,lol.
    xchocoholic comes to 115%,lol.
  3. joyfully

    joyfully New Member

    Joyfully= 124%
  4. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    Hey Marcia, did you know that reading and understanding your post just caused my brain fog to increase by about a million percent???!!!

    Neurotransmitter murderer!!

    karen
  5. xchocoholic

    xchocoholic New Member

    I'd have a witty comback, but mine are dead too : )

    Marcia