Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 15, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    The only thing I stir up in the kitchen is trouble.

    I HATE housework! You make the beds, do the dishes, and 6 months later, you have to do it all over again!!

    If you can't stand the heat, go in my kitchen. It's a pretty safe bet I won't be cooking.

    I read recipes the same way I read science fiction.
    I get to the end and think....
    well, THAT's not gonna happen!

    I thought about cleaning the house.
    But then I thought...
    "What's the house done for ME lately?"

    Recipes are like a dating service.
    They never end up looking like the picture...

    There should be support groups for women who can't put their dishes in the dishwasher dirty!

    I love a good meal! So I don't cook...

    A household hint:
    Stop dusting, and you can use your coffee table as a message board.

    Smoke detectors need to be tested from time to time.
    So sometimes I cook something.

    Not many people think about it, but if you just keep something in the refrigerator long enough, the expiration date will eventually fade and you won't have to worry about it going bad.


    and not from Maxine:

    You gotta let go, Joe
    Just rise off your feet, Pete
    Just stay in the air, Claire
    Gotta levitate Kate
    There must be 50 ways to learn to hover....

    (or is it hoover?)
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Is the Best!,,,,lolol,,,,,Thanks!,,,,,Sis