**MAXINE** enjoys HER Halloween!! :)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 29, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Wish I could post the cartoons...
    you could give them out to the adults herding the kids around maybe?
    but she's funny even without her little dog's expressions, hehe:

    If midnight is called "the witching hour," then 6 a.m. should be called "the bitching hour."


    Under NO circumstances will I EVER let anyone see what I've got locked up in MY basement.

    -- Yep, that's where I keep the good beer.


    Tonight's a full moon, huh?

    Well at least my howling won't seem so out of place...


    Vampires sleep all day, fly wherever they want for free, and can't see themselves in a mirror.

    --Where do I sign up?


    What really scares me at Halloween is knowing that all the family holidays are coming up.


    Some of the neighbors' kids actually look better in masks.

    (I wonder, is that why adults like masquerade parties?)


    People who yell "trick or treat" are givin' me one too many options.


    Every Halloween I pretend to be the same thing...

    not at home.


    Trick-or-treaters can be so cute...

    imagine them coming to MY door expecting to get something for free.


    I'll be handing out those tiny candy bars this Halloween.
    --I think they're called "Bite Me Sized"


    This Halloween I'm dressing up as a cranky woman who doesn't give candy to children.


    If I get one more trick-or-treater tonight,
    I'll get Naked and REALLY SCARE 'UM!



    [This Message was Edited on 10/29/2008]
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Maxine!,,,,she's so very charming!,,,,,lolol...S
  3. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    I dressed up as a puking patient. It was my scariest costume. It certainly scared me when I looked in the mirror. Too bad I wasn't a vampire :)

    Love, Mikie