**MAXINE** enjoys HER Halloween!! :)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 29, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Wish I could post the cartoons...
    you could give them out to the adults herding the kids around maybe?
    LOL...
    but she's funny even without her little dog's expressions, hehe:


    ***
    If midnight is called "the witching hour," then 6 a.m. should be called "the bitching hour."

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    Under NO circumstances will I EVER let anyone see what I've got locked up in MY basement.

    -- Yep, that's where I keep the good beer.

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    Tonight's a full moon, huh?

    Well at least my howling won't seem so out of place...

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    Vampires sleep all day, fly wherever they want for free, and can't see themselves in a mirror.

    --Where do I sign up?

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    What really scares me at Halloween is knowing that all the family holidays are coming up.

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    Some of the neighbors' kids actually look better in masks.


    (I wonder, is that why adults like masquerade parties?)

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    People who yell "trick or treat" are givin' me one too many options.

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    Every Halloween I pretend to be the same thing...

    not at home.

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    Trick-or-treaters can be so cute...

    imagine them coming to MY door expecting to get something for free.

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    I'll be handing out those tiny candy bars this Halloween.
    --I think they're called "Bite Me Sized"

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    This Halloween I'm dressing up as a cranky woman who doesn't give candy to children.

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    If I get one more trick-or-treater tonight,
    I'll get Naked and REALLY SCARE 'UM!

    ***

    ;>)





    [This Message was Edited on 10/29/2008]
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Maxine!,,,,she's so very charming!,,,,,lolol...S
  3. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    I dressed up as a puking patient. It was my scariest costume. It certainly scared me when I looked in the mirror. Too bad I wasn't a vampire :)

    Love, Mikie