Men are happier creatures

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by mbofov, Aug 11, 2005.

  1. mbofov

    mbofov Active Member

    From an e-mail sent to me by my brother:

    Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such
    simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.

    Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental $100.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    Everything on your face stays its original color.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on
    December 24 in 25 minutes.

    No wonder men are happier!-
  2. JLH

    JLH New Member

    I had to copy this and send to my brothers!!

    Janet


    P.S. Maybe because men are happier creatures is why they are sooooooo much easier to work with!

    I, personally, much rather work with an office full of men than women. I also had an over 1 hour commute to and from work, so I met a carpool halfway and I was the only woman in the carpool. We all got along great! When I first started my job (in 1969), I was single and lived in "town" and joined a carpool of all women. What a mistake!!!! OMG, they were so catty, all the perfumes made you gag, one was hot and one was cold, one hated the radio on, yada yada yada!! When I switched carpools due to closer pickup locations, they were all men. OMG, the difference was night and day!! Everyone got along--they had rules for the road and nobody complained!! So I stayed in that carpool even after I got married and moved 30 miles away from town--that when I just drove in and met them--it was my halfway mark anyway.

    Girls, we always knew men were happier, didn't we!!

  3. Seeseaisme

    Seeseaisme New Member

    I did everything they did until I was 7. That's when my mom made me wear a shirt outside and I said why, they don't have to, lol. I was raised on a farm and worked hard beside all of them. I have one sister who is 8 yrs older than me and is the most miserable person I've ever met. I agree with Janet, men are happier and happier to be with. I have the greatest husband in the world. He is always in a good mood, but then he's a Libra and I'm a Crab, go figure.
    [This Message was Edited on 08/12/2005]
  4. JLH

    JLH New Member

  5. Krista47

    Krista47 New Member

    After reading that list I'm kinda jealous.

    I've always liked being a female but after reading that, I kinda think I'd like to have those freedoms. Maybe that's why more women have FMS:). We've got more to worry about.

    Just to name a few; shaving legs and arm pits, holding our tummys in, having our sexual organs put right out front where we can be judged immediately, sags and bags, pregnancy and EVERYTHING that goes along with that, before, during, and after...and menopause, it sneaks up on ya like a ninja warrior. lol

    That's a cute list, I'll have to pass it along to my husband and brother.

    Thanks,
    Kris