Midsummer's ROMANCE === LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Jun 29, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Summer Night Romance
    (don't worry, there's nothing 'bad' here...)

    As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

    You appeared from nowhere... and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body... you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me.

    Finally I went to sleep.

    Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the twisted sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.

    Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you.......

    You friggin' little mosquito!

    “If you think you are too small to be effective,
    you have never been in bed with a mosquito....”
  2. LindaH

    LindaH New Member

    Thanks for putting a fun spin on a mosquito attack. I got a great laugh out of it.

  3. texangal81

    texangal81 New Member

    They just LOVE my sweet skin. I can't go outside without spraying bug killer (which i'm sure I should not be doing since I am absorbing it into my skin). Yikes, if it kills bugs, what is it doing to me???????

    I hope you get that little bugger and squeeze the life out of him!!
  4. springwater

    springwater Well-Known Member


    Oh i have a problem warding off amorous pests of a different kind....fleas....they live close by, on my dogs fur and stalk me like crazy, close in when Im on my computer, attach themselves inextricably to the skin on my back and dig in their teeth..or whatever it is fleas have and violate me...since it is against my will i guess i can call it violation....


    by the way I watched a comedy show once on BBC entertainment where this stand up comedian talks about smearing and sticking meat all over his face and i was thinking what nonsense is he talking ...and he said it was 'so he could ward off amorous vegans'. 'If an amorous vegan sidled seductively upto him leering 'come on you, I'm up for some lentil lovin' he would just turn his meat smeared face into theirs and they'd back off like vampires backed off at the sight of the cross.