Minnesotans, and the cold weather LOL

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by morningsonshine, Feb 3, 2007.

  1. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Cold E'nuf?

    60 above zero:
    Floridians turn on the heat.
    People in Minnesota plant gardens.

    50 above zero:
    Californians shiver uncontrollably.
    People in Duluth sunbathe.

    40 above zero:
    Italian & English cars won't start.
    People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

    32 above zero:
    Distilled water freezes.
    The water in Bemidji gets thicker.

    20 above zero:
    Floridians don coats, thermal
    underwear, gloves, wool hats.
    People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 above zero:
    New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
    People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    People in Miami all die.
    Minnesotans close the windows.

    10 below zero:
    Californians fly away to Mexico
    People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.

    25 below zero:
    Hollywood disintegrates.
    The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.

    40 below zero:
    Washington DC runs out of hot air.
    People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

    100 below zero:
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
    Minnesotans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

    460 below zero:
    ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.) People in
    Minnesota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

    500 below zero:
    Hell freezes over.
    Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
  2. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    The last two especially had me laughing! Yesterday, my dad called from Wabasha, Minnesota. He said it was supposed to get down to ten below. "It's cooling off a bit," he said.
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    pretty funny, MSS. Also pretty true. Here in LA you see people bundled up in parkas, etc. when the temp is about 59 degrees.

    I am always telling Gordon, "Back in MN people would be going around in their shirt sleeves w/ big grins."
  4. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    A friend sent it to me this morning.

    Rock 69 degrees is a great day, specially if the sun is out.
    I always love those days in the spring and fall, when it's nice and warm enough to enjoy the day, yet still too cold at night to hatch the mosquito's out!!

    Wish they would last longer!!

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