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Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by daylight, May 21, 2009.

  1. daylight

    daylight New Member

    A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well.
    The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
    The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
    Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "Jeez doc, exactly what's my problem?"
    Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."
    A patient was waiting nervously in the examination room of a famous specialist.
    "So who did you see before coming to me?" asked the important doctor.
    "My local General Practitioner, Dr. Smith."
    "Your GP?" scoffed the doctor. "What a waste of time. Tell me, what sort of stupid and useless advice did Smith give you?"
    "He told me to come and see you...."
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------A man visits his Doctor.
    "Doc - I think I'm losing it " he says. "I'm forever dreaming I wrote The Lord of the Rings".
    "Hmmm. One moment", replies the doctor,consulting his medical records.
    " Ah yes, now I see....... you've been Tolkien in your sleep."
  2. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    Keep 'em coming! We need a good chuckle!!!!!

    We use the expression "LOL" a lot, but you really DO make me LOL!