Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by budmickl, Jan 16, 2008.

  1. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Q: What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

    Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

    Q: How do you keep a Kansas City Chief out of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts.

    Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
    A: A thief!!

    Q: Why was Herm Edwards upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

    Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and it appears we will never find out.

    Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

    Love our sports teams!