More Silly Stuff!

Discussion in 'Homebound/Bedbound' started by gb66, Aug 29, 2014.

  1. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    I've moved some of our fun posts over from another board. I hope I didn't miss anyone's post. (My first time moving posts on here!)

    A Little Doctor Humor:

    A man goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I can't stop singing "The Green Green Grass of Home!"

    Well, you must have Tom Jones Syndrome. ( TJS )

    Is it common?

    Well, "It's Not Unusual" !

    Badda Bing!
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  2. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    rockgor


    Oh, GB. You're such a scamp! "Badda" Bing reminds me of Vadda which reminds me
    of Darth Vader. If Ella Fitzgerald had married him, she would have become Ella Vader.

    BTW, Tom Jones and I have a lot in common. We both have ancestors from Wales;
    we were born one month apart; he's had lottsa hit records, and I've been hit with
    lottsa life's cruel blows. Rim shot!

    Rock

    (Hope the Ella Vader joke gave you a lift.)


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    gb66


    Rock, Nice to know I'm not alone in my "scampiness"! :) If we laugh a lot we don't cry a lot, right?

    Ella Vader. Very good one. Do I sense a possible new game here? GB

    ___________________

    gb66


    Okay, I can't resist.

    If Ginger Rogers had married Sgt. Pepper she'd be Ginger Pepper.

    If Poppy Montgomery had married W.C. Fields she'd be Poppy Fields.

    If Carrie Underwood had married Jack Oakie she's be Carrie Oakie.

    If Belle Starr had married Timothy Bottoms she'd be Belle Bottoms.

    If Faith Hill had married Bob Hope she'd be Faith Hope.

    If Sandy Duncan had married Pauly Shore she'd be Sandy Shore
  3. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Here are some alternative names for CFS and ME (chronic fatigue syndrome & myalgic encephalomyletis)

    Candy Free Society
    Care For Self
    Careful Freaky Smiles
    Couldn't Find Something
    Constantly Forget Syndrome
    Caring Friends Sponsorship
    Clowns Faking Sickness (yeah right :p)
    Carrots For Seals
    Can't Find Spellchecker

    Enjoy the enjoyable!

    Soul
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  4. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    More M.E.'s:

    Mystic Experience
    Moon Eclipse
    Math Expert
    Mold Elimination
    Manila Envelope
    Mighty Elm
  5. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Soul*


    Sorry GB LOL Chocolate Fudge Sundae is TDM for me :p (three day migraines) Ooooh I bet migraines could fit in the ME game :p

    Migrainic Excellence :D
    Multiple Errors
    Mayor Excesses
    Mostly Exhausted
    Must Eliminate
    Mighty Evil
    May Evacuate
    Man Expelled
    Maintain Enjoyment

    Enjoy the enjoyable!

    Soul
  6. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    gb66

    Cats, For Sure
    Canes For Seniors
    Control Freak Syndrome
    Chocolate Fudge Sundae
    Chocolate Fudge Sundae (That one needed to be repeated in protest to Soul's Candy Free Society!)
    Can't Feel Sensitive
    Craving For Sleep
    Chloroform For Surgery
    Cute Fuzzy Slippers
    Cosmic Flying Saucers
    Cunning Feline Stealth
    Country Fried Steak
    Cold Fruit Salad
    Calorie Free Soda
    Craving For Strawberries
    Can't Find Shoes
  7. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Well, my post vanished. Guess I will too. Ratbane!
  8. Soul*

    Soul* Well-Known Member

    What type of dog has the most magic powers?

    [​IMG]

    Spoiler allert: A Labracadabrador... :p
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  9. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    'Course CFS could mean a lotta things:
    Can't Find the Salt. Combat Flight Simulator. Certified Figure Skater. Connie
    Francis Society. Cantaloupes For Sale.

    Hugs
    Rock
  10. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Rock, That's a great list for CFS! :) How can I join the Connie Francis Society? Oh, and what do you charge for cantaloupes?
  11. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Soul and GB, CFS. Your Creativity Functions Superlatively.

    Hugs
    Rock
  12. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    From Rock:

    Hi Kids

    Thought of another CFS. One that folks commenting on the news frequently
    post. Often in response to something young people have done. CFS
    Can't Fix Stupid.
  13. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Soul, I dunno. What dog has the most magic powers?

    How did the puppy stop the video from playing?
    He pushed the paws button. Arf! Arf!

    What do you get when you cross a great Dane with a
    dinosaur?
    Worried neighbors. Ha Ha!


    Rock
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  14. Soul*

    Soul* Well-Known Member

    The dog with the most magic powers is the Labracadabrador Rock :p
  15. gb66

    gb66 Well-Known Member

    Rock Said:
    Well, my post vanished. Guess I will too. Ratbane!

    Rock, I keep wondering what you were going to post! I know it would be funny and witty. :) Want to give it another try? Perplexed about your Post, GB
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  16. Darrae

    Darrae Member

    Hi everyone, So funny!

    Sorry you lost your post Rock. Always looking forward to your rapier wit! :)

    Certainly Fundamentally Serious
    Chocolate Felon Supreme
    Chatty Furry Sasquatch
    Chunky Funky Spunky
    Chimps For Sale

    Arrggg!

    Dar
  17. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Dar, Cute Frivolous Sayings! Ha Ha!

    I forgot what I posted, GB. I remember there was something about a Dolly
    Parton song. Have ta look at my scribbled notes, and see if I can reconstruct.

    Just got back from the library. Saw some ducks and a cattle egret in the park on
    the way home. And the lotus flowers are still in bloom. Have been for the last
    3 months or so.

    Soul, "Labracadabrador" must be a Dutch word. I think over here we would
    say "poodle".

    Got a book on the Civil War at the library. I read a couple books several years
    ago on the same topic. Found two of my ancestors/relatives mentioned therein.

    Anyway the current book has the best example of brother fighting brother during
    the Civil War. John Crittenden was a Senator who had held numerous political
    offices including Governor of Kentucky, "that dark and bloody ground".

    Crittenden's sons George and Thomas both became major generals. One of the
    North and one for the South. This also illustrates a point that is still
    valid today. If you want to have a successful career in the military, it is
    of considerable help if your father occupies a high political office.

    Hugs
    Rock
  18. Soul*

    Soul* Well-Known Member

    Poodle? Labradoodle? What's the magic in poodle? And nope it's not a Dutch word. Don't you say labrador? and abracadabra. In Dutch we use hokus pokus pilatus pas more as magic words :p but that doesn't fit so well in a dog species...
  19. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Soul, my post was intended to be silly. Nothing profound or clever about it. Alas.
    I will strive to do better next time.

    Glad to see you feel up to posting.

    Ha det bra
    Rock
  20. Soul*

    Soul* Well-Known Member

    No worries Rock, keep being your witty self, at times I'll get it, at times I won't but that's just my foggy brain playing tricks on me, having a hard time recovering from some activities in august that where to close together...

    I bet the Labracadabradoodle has some magic powers too :p